Have some self respect and stop visiting bloggers ‘about’ pages. 

(But if you’re a potential employer you’ve wisely used your time to explore my writing and are now privy to my potential as a [whatever I’ve asked you to hire me as]. My final appeal to gain your approval: I’m young,  ambitions, curious, and resourceful. I do things with purpose, enthusiasm, and humor. And I always try again.)

With love, 

Alex