Water Demon: A Wordy FAQ

So, you say you’re a water demon? Well, yeah, sure. In a way…but it is not my sinner’s status that makes me one, it is a disease called Aquagenic Urticaria. This means that all those times my skin broke into hives and my joints bled into themselves were not because of the times I used…

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Soliloquy to a Trash Can

When I turned 14 my parents suddenly stopped supplying me with everything I wanted. I thus was forced to obtain employment at a water park. Not only did I decide to work in a water park, the most trite of first job options, but I decided to work as a park service employee. This meant…

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